Applebaes

Applebees = Cool Kids on the Block

For anyone who is new to Twitter or just hasn't been paying attention, @Applebees definitely wins at being the coolest account on Twitter. Not only do they have 2/5 1D and 3/4 5SOS, not to mention the many many other celebrities, but they help fans try to get follows too.

Basically, Applebees is one of those cool kids in class who's just cool without even having to try. I mean, can we talk about #MentionYourApplebae? Greatest. Hashtag. Ever. I don't want to say too much because honestly, you should just follow Applebees and see for yourself. 

When I grow up, I want to be just like @Applebees. Teach me your ways! I want to be cool too! 

Calum

Calum

But I mean...do I really need to say anything more? I think I might be in shock right now. Is this what shock feels like?

For anyone who has no idea, Calum nudes have leaked....AND CALUM HAS ADMITTED IT'S HIM!! Like what?!I haven't even finished recovering from DerpCon and now this?! I just....I....

I have no words. This really is shock. Honestly...Dis me right now after seeing that video.

I mean..Idk. I really. Don't. Know.

I'm not posting the link, just go to Vine and I'm sure if you type in the right search you will find it easily.

I need to go soak myself in holy water really quick because I am not okay. Give me a minute to recover. Cuz I'm really not fine at all. K bye.

#5SOSDERPCON

#5SOSDERPCON

Ok ok..Am I the only one who wasn't expecting something like this? I'm over here thinking music video, book signings, but not this! These boys are amazing for putting together something like this! I might still be confused as to how exactly you get to Derp Con. Because I definitely want to be there. But if it really is only one winner per country, we're about to see some Hunger Games business in the 5SOSFam. Real Talk. And for those of us who don't win....

LET'S BE PUNK ROCK AND SNEAK IN!!!

5SOSFam vs Lovatics

5SOSFam vs Lovatics

Talk about competition. We're only one day away from the VMA's and the 5SOSFam and Lovatics are at each others throats in the voting. Ever since the Best Lyric Video category was announced, the two have been at the top of the votes. Honestly, at this point, everyone else is so far behind I don't think they even have a chance. But the Lovatics and the 5SOSFam have been back in forth in 1st place for voting. It is pretty intense. Twitter is turing into a war zone yet again. 5SOSFam have been fighting with Directioners who are voting Demi Lovato just so 5 Seconds of Summer won't win. Then Beliebers were helping the 5SOSFam. It's been so back and forth I get dizzy thinking about it all. If you want to watch the voting board go crazy or see who's winning right now, here ya go: Best Lyric Video

And P.S.... #Vote5SOS! I still love you though Demi!

Phoebe Tomlinson

Phoebe Tomlinson

I....just don't even know what to say.

For those of you who don't know, Phoebe Tomlinson is the sister of Louis Tomlinson of One Direction. She also happens to be the latest girl to post topless pictures on her Instagram. Oh yea... SHE'S ONLY LIKE FREAKING 10. 

No. I am not exaggerating. I am not making this up. She is seriously only like 10 yeas old. And apparently she believes that because she lives in England, it's okay for her to post nudes.

No Phoebe. Your country does not change the fact that this is FREAKING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING WITH YOUR BARBIES STILL AND WATCHING SPONGEBOB. NOT POSTING YOUR NUDE BODY ALL OVER THE INTERNET. SOMEONE TAKE THE INTERNET AWAY FROM HER. PLEASE. BEFORE SHE DOES ANY MORE DAMAGE.

I'm done. So done with this. K bye.

Rolling Stones

Ariana Song Review

The reviews are in...on the song Harry Styles wrote for Ariana Grande's new album that is. Rolling Stones reviewed the songs on her upcoming album, and well, they def didn't hold back how they really feel about "Just A Little Bit of Your Heart".

I mean, I guess we'll just have to wait and see for ourselves. K bye.

KEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP......KEEK TIME!

It is the most wonderful time of the year. And by that I mean....

5SOS ARE DOING MORE KEEKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

If you aren't excited about this, it's time to reevaluate. 5SOS keeks are basically the reason I breathe ok. And so far today, they've posted 3. YES. AS IN ONE. TWO. THREE. 

Honestly, what more can I say about this? There really aren't even words to describe how amazing this is right now. So just go watch them and prepare to die from cuteness overload and get a 6 pack from laughing for days.

K bye.

5SOS Keek